"If I can't get near an airplane with personal hygiene products, how did this guy get through with a car?"
Dave Barry: I realize this rant has been pretty negative, so I want to end with this thought: I truly believe that we, the drivers of Miami, can do better. I believe that our streets could be safe -- even pleasant -- if we were willing to take our responsibilities as drivers seriously, and to show each other a little basic courtesy. In other words, we're doomed.